Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Should More Women Be in Politics?

Sunday, June 27th, 2010

I’m not just any man. I was raised on a farm in Tennessee with all brothers. The men did the outside work and my poor mother did all the cooking, washing, and all other inside work. She never lifted a single bale of hay and I never washed a single plate. I am a conservative and feminists would hate me if they knew me. With that said, I believe we need more women in politics and leadership. (more…)

Is Obama the Anti-Christ?

Sunday, March 28th, 2010

I chuckled when I first heard that 24% of republicans believe that Obama is the Anti-Christ. As I kept hearing this stat on every news program, it began to get on my nerves. Polls have always seemed a little sketchy to me, now they appear down right dumb. (more…)

Want More Excuses For Charlie Rangel?

Monday, March 1st, 2010

Charlie Rangel, New York Congressman from Harlem, is the typical politician. He just got spanked by the House Ethics Committee for letting corporations pay his way to a Caribbean conference. After the announcement, Nancy Pelosi stood by him, excusing his actions saying he was ignorant of where the money came from. Charlie  has additional problems but his friends are providing plenty of excuses. I want to add some, too. (more…)

Is Adding 3 Inches Covered in Healthcare Bill?

Thursday, January 21st, 2010

Almost everyday I get ads sent to my email offering pills that will grow my manhood an additional 3 inches. Thinking about the ongoing serious healthcare debate, it makes me ponder some questions. It’s also time to take a humorous look at an odd healthcare possibility. And we know how important sex is in Washington. (more…)

Are we witnessing balloon boy politics?

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

We were mesmerized for hours wondering if poor 6 year old Falcon was in the balloon made by his dad. Turns out it was a hoax. Reading through the headlines this morning makes me wonder about political hoaxes. Why are we so gullible with this stuff? (more…)

Is Safety Overrated?

Sunday, October 18th, 2009

Since I turned 50 the motto for my life has been “safety third”. I don’t wear bike helmets, seat belts, or cups. It’s not that these and other equipment are not helpful, at my age, I want more thrills than pills. Indulge me… (more…)

Is Al Gore disappointed with Hurricane Bill?

Sunday, August 23rd, 2009

Yes, and so am I. I’m glad to hear that there have been no casualties from Hurricane Bill, but I must confess I would have enjoyed a little more noise (considering the name). Al Gore probably feels the same way since he predicted storms in greater numbers and force after Hurricane Katrina in 2005. He was wrong! (more…)

Would Brett Favre make a good politician?

Thursday, August 20th, 2009

I’m a huge Favre fan and I am shocked at the level of negativity about his becoming a Viking (minus the people in Wisconsin). They say he can’t be trusted, he only thinks about himself, it’s all about the money, and he’s too old. Hey, he would make a great politician!

How about a Death Party campaign?

Saturday, August 15th, 2009

America needs a third party, something more specific than “Independents”. Based on where our country is going, I propose the Death Party to battle the Dems and Repubs. (more…)